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Staff Report

You’ll be attending a party. It’s a small gathering at someone’s home. You don’t know the host but several people you know will be there. In fact, two of your friends will pick you up and you’ll drive over together.

It’s dark outside and as you arrive in front of the house…

EEK

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By Krystal Rozzell, Contributing Reporter

[OKLAHOMA CITY OK] While working on an unrelated story, reporters encountered a woman removing an octopus from beneath the driver’s side seat of her car.

The woman did not wish to give her name but told reporters she was unsure how the octopus…

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By Daniel Fisher

[LEXINGTON KY] A local man told reporters that he was unable to locate his vehicle this afternoon despite the absurdly small size of the parking lot where he’d left it.

“This seems like it shouldn’t be so difficult,” Caleb Stephens said as he looked across the single row…

Been there.

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By Daniel Fisher

[LEXINGTON KY] A Lexington man learned today that he and a long-time friend inexplicably have a daughter together. Daniel Cavanaugh and Lisa Silverman can’t explain why they have a daughter and they both insist that they have never been sexually intimate. It’s also unusual…

Crazy

I just wanna be Mrs. Paul Buchman.

No, not true.  I just want a relationship like Jamie and Paul Buchman’s.

did-you-kno:

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Glad Noah wasn’t a no-hitter pitcher.

did-you-kno:

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Glad Noah wasn’t a no-hitter pitcher.

Someone in my hood planted plastic flowers outside our building.

Someone in my hood planted plastic flowers outside our building.

Mack Daddy.

Mack Daddy.

Puppysitting the Dexdog.

Puppysitting the Dexdog.

Dexton.

Dexton.

butyourelikereallypretty:

But That Was Like Really Amazing, #VMAs and @JustinTimberlake!

butyourelikereallypretty:

But That Was Like Really Amazing, #VMAs and @JustinTimberlake!

good story

"We need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion people on the planet… I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you’re promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things… all of it, all of the time, every day. You’re saying ‘Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness’."

photojojo:

One use for Polaroids.

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I wondered, should I have pizza today?  And then I saw this.

I wondered, should I have pizza today? And then I saw this.