I’m sorry, but “Put these in this account” is no way to request my service. Try something like “Could you please deposit these checks into this account?” And then maybe try out a “thank you.”
Seriously.
Yes! We’re back! We are back. And Ted, my boy, it’s going to be legend…wait for it.
i loved this
Such good television. Sadly, I read about the show on Wiki and this season ender was spoiled for me. :(
I’m sorry, but “Put these in this account” is no way to request my service. Try something like “Could you please deposit these checks into this account?” And then maybe try out a “thank you.”
Seriously.
Crosswalk Signal Of The Times of the Day: Spotted outside Pinnacle in Morningside Heights, NYC.
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Reason # 5 I should move to NYC. Well, I mean, just look.
Paul Simon (via grace-notes)
word.
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Freakin’ A, quoting Paul Simon. My favo musician ever in the history of the world! And perhaps it is his simplicity/complexity that makes me love him most.
BOLD anything true:
I’m loud. (but only when I’m ddrunk lol)
I’m obnoxious. see above :(
I’m sarcastic. (Not usually, it is the tool of the weak)
I’m cocky.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don’t like people.
I’m easy to get along with.
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I’ve smoked weed.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My Appearance
I’m shorter than 5’5.
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewlery at all times.
I wear contacts. OR
I wear glasses.
I’ve had braces.
I have braces.
I change my hair color often.
I straighten my hair often.
My ears are pierced.
I have small feet. Smaller than I thought, my shoes are always too big.
Relationships
I’m in a relationship now.
I’m single.
I’m crushin’.
I don’t know.
I’ve missed an ex before.
I’m always scared of being hurt.
An ex has physically abused me at least once.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve been in love more than two times.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships
I have a best friend.
I have at least ten friends.
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
I’ve beaten up a friend. Megbo, may she rest in peace, my irish buddy.
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been on a train.
I’ve left the state/province.
Someone close to me has died.
I’ve taken a taxi.
I’ve taken a city bus.
I’ve taken a school bus.
I’ve gone bungee jumping. Bungee swinging
I’ve made a speech.
I’ve been in some sort of club.
I’ve won an award.
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music
I listen to country.
I listen to pop.
I listen to techno.
I listen to rock.
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
I hate the radio.
I download music.
I buy CD’s.
Television
I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
I watch soap operas daily.
I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
I’ve seen and like The OC.
I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill.
I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model.
I’ve seen and like Popular.
I’ve seen and like House.
I’ve seen and like 24.
I’ve seen and like CSI.
I’ve seen and like Everwood.
Family Life
I get along with both of my parents.
My biological parents are still together.
I have at least one brother.
I have at least one sister.
I have at least one step brother/sister.
I have at least one half brother/sister.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I’ve ran away from my home.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve made my parents cry.
I’ve lied to my parents.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair
I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
I’ve been blonde.
I’ve had black.
I’ve been red.
I’ve been light brown.
I’ve been medium brown.
I’ve been brown.
I’ve had streaks.
I’ve had purple/pink.
I’ve been blue/green.
I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
I use conditioner.
I’ve used silk therapy.
I’ve used hot oil treatments.
I’ve curled my hair.
I’ve straightened my hair.
I’ve ironed my hair.
I’ve braided my hair.
I’ve had\want dreadlocks.
School
I’ve thrown something at a teacher.
I’ve yelled at a teacher.
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve had an in-school suspension.
I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.
I’ve walked out of class.
I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
I’ve failed a test.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
I’ve failed Art.
I’ve failed P.E.
I’ve failed Math.
I’ve failed Science.
I’ve failed another class.
A teacher has called my parents.
I’ve been caught skipping.
I’ve been on the honor roll.
I’ve been on effort honor roll.
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This was lame.
I was obsessed with Three’s Company when I was little for so many reasons. Obviously I had a crush on the rotating blondes (Chrissy was always my favorite) and to this day I am in love with their Seventies apartment. John Ritter’s physcial comedy was a perfect combination with the the I Love Lucy reruns and The Carol Burnette Show I watched throughout my childhood.
My dear friend watched a marathon of this brilliant show, whilst I sat two floors below in a room watching a bad horror movie with my musical hero’s son.
Has come into my banking center twice today. He is not a client but he attends the adult-care day program at the health center down the road. From what I hear, it’s sort of like a daycare for adults with special needs.
The man is from New York. And although he stands at my teller window asking the same questions over and over while other clients wait patiently behind him, I cannot help but delight in serving him.
Good grief I’m just a Kentucky girl. And his heavy, cool, New York accent just exhilarates me.
Ahhhh, dreams.